Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPERATIONAL SHIT!” and the guy responded with, “Gurl, there is no way in hell I am letting you dull my sparkle.”
Oh my god.
i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
I just choked on my food.
that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?
Dancing Dean.Request for my amazing friend Lucy. :D
I don’t know what I was expecting
i expected cute noises
The Lego Movie (2014)
Highly emotional photo of a skeleton soldier on the battlefield, exhausted from fighting off so many fuckboys
when you make a joke and everyone laughs
This is honestly one of my favorite Spongebob moments. Can we take a minute to realize how clever the writing for this show used to be?
even if youre not in the roosterteeth fandom just watch this omg
this animation is beyond amazing
THISE LEAVES ARE REAL SHUTUP
WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING
WATCH THE TILL THE END OF THE VIDEO. YOU WILL BE HAPPY YOU DID.
WATCH IT OMG
As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.
This is still funny to me.