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true as fuck zodiac

  • aries:

    lovable but still a lil bitch

  • taurus:

    p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time

  • gemini:

    crayola as fuck

  • cancer:

    rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit

  • leo:

    cutest ever

  • virgo:

    really deep and doesn't take any shit

  • libra:

    weird as hell omg

  • scorpio:

    probably satan

  • sagittarius:

    cute and very sweet

  • capricorn:

    to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices

  • aquarius:

    charming but hella strange once you know them

  • pisces:

    even more crayola than gemini

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thedoctorsherlock:

Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!

i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”

As well it should.

I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.

This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants

Needs to be in bars

(Source: saddestsad)

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